Now as promised.After googling up I found few article about why you should date a photographer but the most likely to make you smile is this one below...So here goes..
1.- They'll show you the light.
2.- You'll always have a great camera at hand.
3.- You can talk to him/her about other stuff different from football.
4.- You'll get to see many cultural expresions.
5.- The (book) shelves will be full of interesting books that will give your house an interesting mood.
6.- You will go to beautiful places at the best time of the day.
7.- You'll know at what time is the sunset and the dawn, where does the sun gets out from and where the sun hides.
8.- They spend a lot of time at the computer (as almost everybody) but not watching porn.
9.- Your profile photo will be artistic.
10.- You'll be their favorite model.
11) They work well in the dark
12) They’re used to funny smells
13) They make things develop
14) They work well on many settings
15) They know how to focus
16) They can make big things look small and small things look big
17) They work well from many different angles
18 ) They zoom in and out. And in and out and in and out and in and out...
19) They shoot in many different locations
20) They can find the beauty in anything
so moral of the stories,date a photographer.beside their pocket have holes(due to expensive gadget)they are great people that look at things differently and live life positively(I dont say all but most of them)lol..
credit to :
http://blog.dreamstime.com/2012/01/24/another-top-ten-reasons-to-date-a-photographer_art36997
http://blog.dreamstime.com/2011/02/04/top-ten-reasons-to-date-a-photographer_art34410
Sunday, 29 January 2012
50 Reasons Not To Date A Photographer
I saw this on another blog which bring me to the original post.Made me laugh because my wife did complaint on some of the points.lol..read and dont tell me not even 1 hit you in your face..
1.They rather hold their bulky camera, than hold hands with you.
2.On a romantic date, you’ll watch the sun go down and think “Wow this is gorgeous” and they’ll go “mirror lock, tripod, and stop down f/8 at 1/125.”
3.You’ll never be able to enjoy tv, movies, or magazines because they’ll point out all the visual flaws.
4.They like to sit in obscure coffee shop and voyeuristically watch people for great lengths of time.
5.If you’re taking a walk outside and you come across some “interesting light” they will make you sit/stand/pose in public so that they can take a photo.
6.You’ll never get to enjoy freshly cooked meals because they’ll spend 15 minutes taking 20 variations of the same dish with their iPhone.
7.They get angry when your friends go up to them and say “I am interested in photography, can you recommend a good camera for me? Nothing professional I just want to take pretty pictures.”
8.You’ll wait longer for them to finish analyzing art in a museum than you’ll wait at the dmv
9.Same goes with old used bookstores.
10.When you think they’re giving you their undivided attention, they’re really wondering how they could fix you with a little Clone Tool and Patch Tool.
11.Or they are actually using you to not look so creepy as they people watch everything going on around you.
12.They rather drop $1,000+ on new glass than a purse for you.
13.You can’t take a photo with them without taking at least five more.
14.If you ask them if you look fat, they’ll say “don’t worry I can photoshop you later.”
15.They’ll never photoshop something simple for you if the content is not up to their “standards.”
16.That photo they randomly took of you yesterday? Good luck getting them to send it to you.
17.They spend all their time on the computer (and not for porn.)
18.They can’t have a normal conversation with throwing acronyms and random numbers.
19.They still use film cameras.
20.They spend a lot of time with people cooler than you i.e. models, actors, musicians, successful rich people.
21.They’ll be fussy over the position of a common household object, like a coffee cup.
22.They won’t return your calls or text messages, but you can bet they’re still posting pics on Instagram.
23.They like watching old films that you’ve never heard or will ever understand.
24.They like looking at weird things in general.
25.Instead of having penis-envy, they have camera-gear-envy.
26.If there’s a natural disaster in a far away land, they’re already on a plane going over there.
27.Everything is watermarked.
28.They think everyone else’s photos suck.
29.They want to color correct a lot of scenes from Twilight and Jersey Shore.
30.They hate rainbows, especially ones spinning in a circle.
31.Whenever you’re in a group talking and the conversation goes deep, they’re taking notes in some form of Moleskin.
32.They use over priced Moleskin notebooks.
33.They like trespassing into old abandoned buildings filled with health hazards.
34.They always want to show a new photo they took, but don’t really care if you like it or not.
35.They hate your n00bie friend’s new artsy profile picture.
36.Bright, sunny days make them sad, but cloudy, overcast days are apparently great!
37.They’ll take you into places that have “culture” as well a high chance of getting mugged.
38.Your birthday present will be a portrait that they’ve taken of you.
39.You can’t go anywhere new without them stopping to take a photo of everything and anything.
40.They will always bug you to be a test subject.
41.Nothing can ever be naturally pretty, everything must be fixed in Photoshop.
42.Bringing their camera means, bringing 50lbs of equipment.
43.If you break any of their things on accident, you’ll owe them thousands of dollars.
44.You can’t get them a birthday/Christmas present without spending at least $500
45.They are natural hoarders, collecting and keeping piles of old newspapers, packaging, magazines, and other things that “inspire” them.
46.They are weird and geeky.
47.They have hard drives of photos, but probably have printed 10 images.
48.They are always secretly judging your creativity.
49.If you’re ever in auto mode, they laugh at you.
50.They orgasm every time they learn a new lighting technique.
this is the 1st post that I repost so as a responsible blogger,here are the credit :
http://theowlbones.blogspot.com/2012/01/50-reasons-not-to-date-photographer.html
pla·gia·rism/ˈplājəˌrizəm/
1.They rather hold their bulky camera, than hold hands with you.
2.On a romantic date, you’ll watch the sun go down and think “Wow this is gorgeous” and they’ll go “mirror lock, tripod, and stop down f/8 at 1/125.”
3.You’ll never be able to enjoy tv, movies, or magazines because they’ll point out all the visual flaws.
4.They like to sit in obscure coffee shop and voyeuristically watch people for great lengths of time.
5.If you’re taking a walk outside and you come across some “interesting light” they will make you sit/stand/pose in public so that they can take a photo.
6.You’ll never get to enjoy freshly cooked meals because they’ll spend 15 minutes taking 20 variations of the same dish with their iPhone.
7.They get angry when your friends go up to them and say “I am interested in photography, can you recommend a good camera for me? Nothing professional I just want to take pretty pictures.”
8.You’ll wait longer for them to finish analyzing art in a museum than you’ll wait at the dmv
9.Same goes with old used bookstores.
10.When you think they’re giving you their undivided attention, they’re really wondering how they could fix you with a little Clone Tool and Patch Tool.
11.Or they are actually using you to not look so creepy as they people watch everything going on around you.
12.They rather drop $1,000+ on new glass than a purse for you.
13.You can’t take a photo with them without taking at least five more.
14.If you ask them if you look fat, they’ll say “don’t worry I can photoshop you later.”
15.They’ll never photoshop something simple for you if the content is not up to their “standards.”
16.That photo they randomly took of you yesterday? Good luck getting them to send it to you.
17.They spend all their time on the computer (and not for porn.)
18.They can’t have a normal conversation with throwing acronyms and random numbers.
19.They still use film cameras.
20.They spend a lot of time with people cooler than you i.e. models, actors, musicians, successful rich people.
21.They’ll be fussy over the position of a common household object, like a coffee cup.
22.They won’t return your calls or text messages, but you can bet they’re still posting pics on Instagram.
23.They like watching old films that you’ve never heard or will ever understand.
24.They like looking at weird things in general.
25.Instead of having penis-envy, they have camera-gear-envy.
26.If there’s a natural disaster in a far away land, they’re already on a plane going over there.
27.Everything is watermarked.
28.They think everyone else’s photos suck.
29.They want to color correct a lot of scenes from Twilight and Jersey Shore.
30.They hate rainbows, especially ones spinning in a circle.
31.Whenever you’re in a group talking and the conversation goes deep, they’re taking notes in some form of Moleskin.
32.They use over priced Moleskin notebooks.
33.They like trespassing into old abandoned buildings filled with health hazards.
34.They always want to show a new photo they took, but don’t really care if you like it or not.
35.They hate your n00bie friend’s new artsy profile picture.
36.Bright, sunny days make them sad, but cloudy, overcast days are apparently great!
37.They’ll take you into places that have “culture” as well a high chance of getting mugged.
38.Your birthday present will be a portrait that they’ve taken of you.
39.You can’t go anywhere new without them stopping to take a photo of everything and anything.
40.They will always bug you to be a test subject.
41.Nothing can ever be naturally pretty, everything must be fixed in Photoshop.
42.Bringing their camera means, bringing 50lbs of equipment.
43.If you break any of their things on accident, you’ll owe them thousands of dollars.
44.You can’t get them a birthday/Christmas present without spending at least $500
45.They are natural hoarders, collecting and keeping piles of old newspapers, packaging, magazines, and other things that “inspire” them.
46.They are weird and geeky.
47.They have hard drives of photos, but probably have printed 10 images.
48.They are always secretly judging your creativity.
49.If you’re ever in auto mode, they laugh at you.
50.They orgasm every time they learn a new lighting technique.
this is the 1st post that I repost so as a responsible blogger,here are the credit :
http://theowlbones.blogspot.com/2012/01/50-reasons-not-to-date-photographer.html
I found the counter for this..reason you should date a photographer.I'll upload it later
btw if you ask me,the credit is to avoid plagiarism.What is that you ask?
say no to plagiarism..
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My New Toy : D300
Last weekend is tiring.both for my brain and my body.
I have thought of upgrading my body for quite sometime but as ussual,either time or money going to be issue but since I have the chance of selling my D3100 I now can think of upgrading without thinking twice..
owh really?wrong!!!as matter of fact,when me,my wife,my son and Farid is in Low Yat looking for good price(full frame body,either D700 or 5D Mk II)I come to realize that I cant take 5D Mk II as my 70-200 is not useable any longer(still can use with the o ring(adapter) but can only use manual focus)and to know that I'm in the midst of buying a landed house now,(extra cash in hand is highly recommended)the idea of paying RM6800 for a new body just because the manufacturer country been hit by flood recently(limited stock) is totally absurd..
I come to a point I felt like going home and just wait for D800 to be released but then again come back to reality,I just felt armless without my camera.
With that in mind I scroll mudah.my on my phone..found a seller of a body and met him in klang that night it self..bought the body at least RM4000 less then my original budget..what body?ultimate semi pro that anyone can ask...
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